Luna Beads Noir ~ Review


Pros: Comfortable, Black, Storage pouch, Easy to clean, Nice weight

Cons: None


Luna beads Noir are made by Lelo. I’ve found that the best way to use these are to lay on my back, put a dab of lube on myself and the balls and slowly slide them in. You can also try squatting and sliding them in that way. These kegel balls were designed for women under 30 who have not had any kids, but they could work for anyone. You could wear these pretty much anywhere. Around your house, while you’re out shopping, while you’re at work, or even when you’re exercising. To take these out, all you have to do is grab the string and slowly pull it out, just like with a tampon.


The harness is made out of silicone and the balls are made out of plastic. The silicone can cause a bit of drag while trying to insert them, so make sure to always use a dab of water based lube. The actual balls are very firm, but the harness is plushy.


I personally really like the design of the Luna beads noir over the other Luna pleasure beads. They’re black kegel balls with a black harness. On one of the balls, it has a black string, so they’re easy to get out. Each ball is a black plastic with a white ball inside that rolls around when you walk. The size of these balls aren’t too big where they’re uncomfortable. Just use some lube and they’re very easy to get in. These were designed for women who are under thirty and have not had any children, so if you fit in that category, these would work for you. I’m sure if you’re over 30 and have had kids, these could work also. Most people probably wouldn’t know what these are, so they could be discreet. They also are small enough to travel with. You could easily use the storage pouch and keep these in your purse. The measurements are as follows:
Insertable length:
3 3/4”
1.4 oz





These kegel balls are very easy to use. I find it works the best if I lay on my back and put a little bit of water based lube on myself and on the balls and slowly slide it in. It may take a few times to get the hang of it. They’re very comfortable to wear, I’ve never gotten pinched by them. When you walk around in them you can feel a slight rumble, nothing too crazy. It’s also very quiet. I’ve never had any issues where they were loud enough that someone else would hear. I personally haven’t found anything wrong with these.

Care and Maintenance:

These kegel balls are very easy to clean. All you have to do is remove the two balls from the silicone harness. Once the balls are out you can do a number of things to clean it. The harness is made out of silicone, so you could boil it for 3 minutes, throw it on the top rack of your dishwasher or use a toy wipe. The balls are made out of plastic, so you can use antibacterial soap and hot water, wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol or use a toy wipe. These do come with a storage pouch you could store them in, or you can store them in the box. I would only use water based lube with these, since the harness is silicone. Putting the balls back in the harness is very easy. On each ball is has an indention of where the harness should go, so all you have to do is line it up!



The box that these kegel balls come in is beautiful. It is the perfect storage box. Inside the box is a black, velvet foam with cut outs for each ball. It also has a little compartment that includes a sample pack of Lelo personal moisturizer, authenticity card, user manual, and a storage pouch.







Rating ❤❤❤❤❤

You can find it here.

Eden is having a sale where if you buy the Luna Beads Noir, you will get a free bottle of lube. So you get a $12.99 Lelo lube for free!


  • Whitefang
    August 26, 2015 - 5:51 AM | Permalink

    There are so many brands out there, do you think the lelo brand is worth paying extra for?

  • KaelDuke
    August 29, 2015 - 10:33 AM | Permalink

    These look interesting. Thank you for reviewing.

  • Reviews By a Nerd
    September 1, 2015 - 12:13 PM | Permalink

    I’m sure you can get kegel beads at a cheaper price that work just as well!

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