Jackhammer Jesus ~ Review

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Jackhammer Jesus is a religious toy made by Divine Interventions.

Pros: Silicone, Unique, Texture, Could be used as a gag gift.

Cons: Could be offensive to some, Minor flaws, Collects hair/lint (like most silicone toys!)

Use:

Jackhammer Jesus is a very interesting dildo to use. The cross at the top of the toy makes for a great handle, as well as a base for anal play. There is texture all over the dildo, so it feels great while inside you (his knees could be annoying for some people.)

Material/Texture:

Jesus is made out of 100% silicone. It’s non porous, so you don’t have to worry about it collecting bacteria. When you squeeze the dildo, it does have some give to it. On the back side of Jesus it has ridges, which create a nice sensation while in use. On the front side of the dildo it has a ridge on the side, as well as the texture from Jesus himself.

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Design/Shape/Size:

Jackhammer Jesus is a very unique toy. My toy came in a blue color, they have a few different choices on their site. It is a crucifix dildo with Jesus body on top. The top is shaped like a cross, as it goes down it it starts to shape into a head of a penis. Jesus is about 10 inches in total, 7 1/2 inches insert able, has a 1 3/4 inch diameter and about 5 inches in circumference. My dildo came with a few minor flaws, nothing too serious!

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Care and Maintenance:

Caring for this toy is pretty easy, you just have to make sure you clean around Jesus really well and between his legs. To clean him you can use soap and water, a toy cleaner, boil him for 3 minutes or throw him in the dishwasher on the top rack (the company recommends boiling him beforehand.) Be sure to clean him before and after each use due to the hair/lint collecting! I store him in a plastic baggie. Use only water based lube with Jackhammer Jesus.

Packaging:

If you’re worried about someone knowing what’s in your package, you don’t need to when ordering with Divine Interventions, the packaging for this toy is very discreet. Mine came in a plain, white box. Inside Jesus was stored in a sealed plastic bag.

Experience:

The first time I tested out this dildo, I wasn’t really impressed. I was laying on my back, not very aroused, using it. His knees were pretty annoying the whole time I used him. So a few days later I got him back out to give it another chance. This time I was on my knees, really turned on, and paired it with my Hitachi. His knee didn’t bother me and it felt amazing. So be sure to try out different positions with your toys!

Rating ❤❤❤❤

Here are a few of my favorites from the site! I want to try the lube next!

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You can find him here! Thanks Divine Interventions for letting me review him!

I received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review.

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