Pros: Customizable, Silicone, Girthy, Texture, Comes in a wearable form!
Cons: Could be too big for some, A bit pricey.
Back in April, I reviewed Splorch from Primal Hardwere. To this day, that is my most viewed review/brings me the most traffic. So when I saw that PH had come out with dildo versions of their wearables, I reached out to them again to see if it would be possible to do another review for them. I was really excited when they agreed to let me do so! I took a look at my choices and instantly knew I wanted to try the Neigh Sayer! It seems that I have a thing for horse dildos!
The Neigh Sayer is a girthy dildo. If you like feeling full, then this toy is going to be great for you! The base on this dildo works for and against you when you’re using it. It’s really big, so holding onto it is easy, but after awhile it could get annoying. The base could also work well for riding instead of thrusting! The base makes this toy anal safe and possibly harness compatible, if you have one that will fit a larger toy with giant balls. If you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom (or boil him!)
Primal Hardwere toys are made out of 100% silicone. Their silicone is extremely soft and silky. It’s not tacky like some silicones, but it does have some drag to it. I recommend running it under some water or taking a baby wipe to it before using it just to be sure there is no hair or lint stuck to it. Be sure to only use water based lube with your silicone toys. The Neigh Sayer has vein like texturing all over the shaft, as well as texture from the medial ring and the head. The texture isn’t as prominent when the toy is in their soft firmness, but will be more so when in their hard firmness. When ordering your toy, you get to choose from 3 firmnesses, Soft, Medium, & Hard. I’ve never felt all of their firmnesses, so I won’t be able to compare them to other companies like I normally do! I don’t believe they sell firmness samples either, but I will be emailing them about it!
The main issue I have with my toy is the firmness. I didn’t realize that PH had more then one firmness option. For some reason I thought they had a standard firmness they use for every toy and didn’t think to ask when I was telling them what I wanted, so that’s completely my fault! My vagina, for some reason, only really likes hard silicone, the harder the better. I can sometimes get away with using medium, but soft just does nothing for me. It literally feels like there’s nothing inside me when a toy is in a soft firmness.
I’m going to guess that my toy is in their soft firmness, it’s really soft and squishy! LoneWolf informed me that my toy is in their medium firmness! It’s comparable to both EE & BD medium firmness. Their hard firmness is close to an erect penis, while their soft is a little firmer then fresh gummy bears! With that being said, the firmness does work for me somewhat, the texture does feel nice, but hard would have made this a perfect horse dildo! In the future I may have to get myself another Neigh Sayer in their hard firmness!
There are quite a few horse dildos on the market now, so makes the Neigh Sayer worth buying? The texture! Most of the other horse dildos available don’t have much texture on the shaft. They have completely smooth shafts, with a bit of texture from the medial ring. The Neigh Sayer has texture all over the shaft, with some on the head as well. It isn’t overwhelming texture either. The design of it is quite nice as well! The big balls make it more realistic. My absolute favorite thing about my toy is the color! When they asked what kind of coloring I wanted, I knew I wanted it to be cotton candy colored because of MonkeyToyBox! She has posted a few photos of cotton candy colored toys and I have always loved how they look. When I told them cotton candy colored, they told me they could also make it glow in the dark or metallic! I told them that either sounded good to me and for them to just surprise me with the pattern of the colors. So, when I got my toy it was a surprise to me and I fell in love! It’s a beautiful cotton candy pink on the top of the shaft with a few blue freckles and the rest of the toy is mainly metallic blue with some pink freckles and pink mixed on the bottom of the base as well. The coloring is one of my all time favorites out of all of my toys! One of the cool things about the Neigh Sayer is that it comes in a dildo version as well as a wearable version!
Primal Hardwere has a large choice of colors that you can choose from! Don’t see any that you like? Just shoot them an email with your idea and I’m sure they can bring it to life! They have the standard colors, custom colors, glow in the dark and metallic options. They come up with the best name for their colors such as Chaffed Anus, Browneye, Rosy Buttcheeks, Cartoon Pussy, Caution Tape and Red Rocket! You can see a full list of their standard colors here!
Cleaning the Neigh Sayer is simple! For any silicone toy you can use a mild soap and water, baby wipes, a toy cleaner, a 10% bleach solution or boil them for 3 to 5 minutes! PH toys don’t come with storage bags, but you could easily buy or make one yourself! I’ve been storing mine in a large zip lock bag in my storage drawers. As always, only use water based lubricant with your silicone toys!
The shipping from Primal Hardwere is always discreet! The wait time for my toy wasn’t horribly long, I think it was about 2ish weeks. Inside I found my toy sealed in a plastic bag as well as a few business cards! They use pillow pockets to keep your items safe and from bouncing around in the box.