Bad Dragon Cum Lube ~ Review

bdclIMG_1332 (2)I was sent the Bad Dragon Cum Lube free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Bad Dragon!

Pros: Affordable, Looks like cum, Nice packaging, Was remade to be paraben free!

Cons: Messy, Hard to get off hands, Feels like snot.

Rating ❤❤


Bad Dragon’s cum lube is the most off putting lube I’ve ever used. It’s a water based lube that is meant to look and feel like real cum. It definitely looks like the real thing! As far as feeling like the real thing, that I have no experience with, so I’m not sure! But God do I hope a guys cum isn’t like this! I’ve always been curious about their lube and was excited to finally get a bottle. When I started to fill the syringe to my large Gryphon(which is amazing!), I immediately regretted it. It got all over my hands and it’s so sticky and stringy. Once it gets on something, it doesn’t want to come off! I put some on my hand for the sake of this review, and it literally took me 10 minutes to wash it off. As far as actually using it, it seems to last a decent amount of time. It’s great for someone who wants to experience the feeling of being came in/having a creme pie, but doesn’t want to risk getting pregnant. If you plan to use this lube, prepare for a sticky, stringy mess! I highly recommend putting a towel underneath of you for easy clean up!

IMG_1331 (2)I will applaud Bad Dragon for remaking their cum lube to be paraben free! The ingredients in this lube are Water, Polyethylene Oxide, Titanium Dioxide, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid (pH adjustment). They offer their lube in a clear version as well! Their lube is very affordable! Each bottle is $6 or you can buy 8 bottles for $48 and get 1 free!

The shipping for Bad Dragon is fast and discreet! The packaging for the Bad Dragon cum lube is so nice! They come in 8 Fl Oz bottles. The bottle itself is clear so you can see the lube inside. The label that goes around the bottle is black with a red Bad Dragon logo and some information on the back. The lid is a standard pop top type lid.

You can purchase Cum Lube from Bad Dragon starting at just $6! logoI received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review from Bad Dragon. Affiliate links were not used.


  • Jay
    March 8, 2015 - 6:57 PM | Permalink

    Do you have any other cum lube reccomendations, since this one doesn’t seem to be favorable?

  • RBAN
    March 8, 2015 - 7:33 PM | Permalink

    Try Spunk lube! I like it a lot better then this one!

  • Ducky
    August 13, 2015 - 3:53 AM | Permalink

    Man that’s kind of a bummer I really thought bad dragon had the tippy top for cumlube.

  • RBAN
    August 13, 2015 - 10:01 PM | Permalink

    It just didn’t work for me! I know a lot of people do really like Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube! Just personal preference!

  • Kal
    August 14, 2015 - 10:45 PM | Permalink

    I love BD’s cum-lube. It lasts a lot longer than other lubes I’ve tried, and it’s easily revitalized with a little moisture. It’s sort of resistant to being washed off, but that’s both a good thing and a bad thing in my opinion.

  • Whitefang
    August 30, 2015 - 2:16 PM | Permalink

    I love bad dragon products, but I definitely agree with you on the lube. It’s such a pain to use and very messy. I also notice it has a habit of drying up easily, but it is a great product to use with a toy that mimics being creampied.

  • dv8
    August 31, 2015 - 8:08 PM | Permalink

    I’m guessing it doesn’t smell and taste like the real thing.

  • Reviews By a Nerd
    September 1, 2015 - 12:08 PM | Permalink

    I can’t give you a good answer for that, sorry!

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