Hole Punch Ass Cram Cone ~ Review


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I was sent Ass Cram Cone free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Hole Punch Toys!

Pros: Cutest butt plug ever, Silicone, Firmness options, Nice packaging, Texture.

Cons: Slight seam, The base might not be comfortable if you have a larger butt.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤


The Ass Cram Cone is more then just a butt plug. It can also be used as a vaginal plug, or just a super cute decoration! Seriously, this thing matches my room to a tee! The main reason I chose to get Ass Cram Cone is because I wanted to get a larger plug that I could use vaginally. I love the feeling of being stretched and the feeling of being full. Sometimes I enjoy wearing plugs vaginally around the house or sometimes when I masturbate I’ll just wear a plug and use a vibe on my clit. Obviously ACC can be used anally, but that wasn’t my purpose for it. My ass isn’t nearly as accommodating as my vagina with large toys, so I have yet to fit it in my ass. I am planning to use to anally, it’s just going to take some time!

When wearing this plug vaginally, it stretches me as well as feels amazing from all of the texture on it. The one and only issue I have with this toy is that the base is very large.  While wearing it, the base will cause irritation because it’s rubbing into my skin. I had to keep twisting the plug around to find the right spot for the base to sit before it was somewhat comfortable. DevianttKitten wrote in their review that if you add a bit of lubricant around the base it helps with the digging in the skin issue. I tried it and it does seem to help some!

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All of the toys available at Hole Punch are made out of platinum cured silicone. Silicone toys do attract pet hair/lint, so be sure to always clean your toy before and after each use just to be sure there’s nothing on it! Ass Cram Cone has quite a bit of texture on it. The texture is similar to swirled ice cream, it starts from the top and goes down to the bottom and then it becomes drip like texture! The base has a bit of texture on it as well. Ass Cram Cone comes in two firmness options, soft and firm. I chose to get mine in firm for the obvious reason, I love hard toys! Their firm is close to Tantus firm, it has very little give.


The designIMG_1670 (2)s at Hole Punch are amazing and unique! They have toys based on carrots, nuns, rocket ships and obviously, Ice Cream! The design of Ass Cram Cone is a ice cream cone. It’s a Neapolitan cone going from brown (chocolate), to white (vanilla), into pink (strawberry). It’s like a perfectly soft serve ice cream cone! The white layer looks like it’s melting into the pink and the pink looks like it’s melting into a puddle for the base. Something that most of you may notice in photos of the toys at Hole Punch is that they all have a visible seam. The reason being for that is “If you look closely you will notice faint seams along two sides of many of the toys. I left them visible in the photos quite intentionally. These ARE NOT flaws. They are evidence of a product that is hand poured into a two piece mold. They in no way effect the feel or performance of the toy. They should, if anything, be a reminder that you are the owner of a unique piece of small batch craftsmanship.” The seam doesn’t bother me or the use of the toy! The size of Ass Cram Cone is quite large, this isn’t a plug for beginners. The total length of this toy is 5.5 inches, with a useable length of 5 inches, the diameter at the largest point is 2 inches and the base is 3.5 inches in diameter at the widest point. Hole Punch does have a smaller ice cream toy that you can purchase, Teeny Creemee! I purchased a misfit version of Teeny Creemee and it’s way more doable for me as a butt plug!

IMG_1616 (2)0acccIMG_1664 (2)Care/Maintenance:

When you receive your toy, it comes with a little card that has some care information about cleaning and the maintenance. The card says “It is dishwasher safe and remarkably durable, but it is a silicone toy and does not take kindly to silicone based lubricant. Water based is the way to go. Treat it kindly, and it will be around for a good long while.” Cleaning silicone toys is very easy. You can use a mild soap and water, a toy cleaner, put it on the top rack of the dishwasher, boil it for 3 to 5 minutes or use a 10% bleach solution. I store my toy in the container that it came in, but you could always put it in a plastic bag if you don’t have space for a bulky container.


The shipping from Hole Punch was fast and discreet. The return label does say ‘H.P. Studios’, but no one would know where your package is from unless they’ve order from there themselves. I did a quick Google search and the only thing that popped up was Harry Potter and HP computers. When I opened my package, I found some stickers, a card with some care information and my toy. The packaging from Hole Punch is seriously my favorite, it’s as unique as their toys! Ass Cram Cone came in a cylinder container wrapped in some brown paper to keep it from bouncing around. The cylinder has the Hole Punch logo on one side and a ice cream sticker on the other. I recently ordered a misfit toy from Hole Punch and it arrived in a little takeout looking bag, it was adorable!

pYou can purchase Ass Cram Cone from Hole Punch Toys for $69!


I received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review.


  • August 9, 2015 - 7:08 PM | Permalink

    That is the cutest butt plug I have ever seen!

  • August 11, 2015 - 2:32 AM | Permalink

    Oh, wow, you weren’t kidding when you said it was cute. It looks to be such a great little size, I love it! I also love the looks of the company, very unique and fresh, especially when it comes to sex toys and custom products.

    I think I might’ve found my new fun purchase.

  • Ashley
    August 13, 2015 - 2:27 AM | Permalink

    Would love to have that in me when i was working back at DQ.

  • PetomanTheGreat
    August 13, 2015 - 8:56 PM | Permalink

    As cute as this looks, I’m not sure that the color brown belongs on the tip of a butt plug, but that’s just me.

  • dv8
    August 20, 2015 - 10:07 PM | Permalink

    I don’t like that the ice cream colors overlap the bottom part that should be the ice cream cone.

  • Shadowleap
    August 25, 2015 - 3:22 AM | Permalink

    They should have it packaged with a little cardboard ice-cream cone around the base.

  • Whitefang
    August 29, 2015 - 9:44 AM | Permalink

    I don’t even know what to say about that….toy? I’m tempted to get it just to troll a friend.

  • Ducky
    August 29, 2015 - 9:26 PM | Permalink

    I think this may be what I get myself for Christmas! It’s too cute and too perfect for what I want! Can’t pass it up!

  • RIviaG
    August 30, 2015 - 12:46 AM | Permalink

    Looks really cute x3

  • Gbaby
    August 31, 2015 - 2:15 AM | Permalink

    During use as a vaginal plug does the base rubbing lessen any if you were to wear underwear over it?
    Additionally you said it has a slight seam, is the seam somewhere it could cause discomfort whiling using it?

  • Reviews By a Nerd
    September 1, 2015 - 12:08 PM | Permalink

    I’m not sure if that would help or not! The seam doesn’t bother me at all, it’s very slight.

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