Exotic-Erotics SubWoofer ~ Review


hweeI was sent SubWoofer free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Exotic-Erotics!

Pros: Amazing detail/texture, Silicone, Customizable, Multiple sizes, Very filling.

Cons: May be too much texture for some.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤


When Exotic-Erotics released SubWoofer, they posted a photo of it on Twitter and I had made a comment about how amazing iIMG_1711 (2)t looked. They reached out to me to see if I’d be interested in reviewing it. I jumped at the chance because 1) I love Exotic-Erotic’s toys. 2) The texture looked amazing! 3) It’s something new that I’ve never seen on a toy before. As soon as I got the okay to place my order, I spent some time trying to decide between the medium and large size and which color to get. I finally decided on everything and placed my order. It couldn’t have came at a better time, September was a pretty rough month for me, so getting SubWoofer gave me something to look forward to!

The first time I used SubWoofer, it took some stretching to be able to fit the length before the knot. Once I was able to get it in, it took me a minute to decide on if I liked the feeling of the texture or not. To be honest, the first time using it, I didn’t really care for the texture. However, every time since then, I’ve enjoyed the feeling of the texture. I have yet to fit the knot on this toy, because well, it’s huge. The largest toy I’ve taken would be Amir with a diameter of 2.76 on the head and a diameter 2.83 on the medial ring. The diameter of SubWoofer’s knot is 3.38 inches! So, I still have a bit of stretching to do to be able to fit the knot, but now I have a new goal to reach when it comes to stretching! I’m pretty sure that once I’m able to knot SubWoofer, fisting would be more of a reachable goal for me.


All of the toys at Exotic-Erotics are made out of high quality silicone. If you aren’t a fan of textured toys, then this toy will not be for you! The texture on this toy is going to be the first thing you notice about it. The head, shaft and base is completely covered with texture while the knot only has a bit of texture on the sides. To me, the texture has a steampunk and video game feel to it. I honestly don’t even know how to describe the texture on this toy really, so you’ll just have to look at the photos to see for yourself! Every time I pick up this toy and look at it, I always find something new in the texture. It took me a few days to notice that it has it’s name on the base of this toy. One tip that I have when using a toy with this much texture is to use plenty of lube! If there isn’t enough lube, the texture might not feel very good and can be irritating, which is why I didn’t like it the first time I played with it. Another thing to think about when ordering this toy is to really think about which firmness you want. If you choose the soft firmness, then the feeling of the texture won’t be as strong like it will be in their hard firmness. I always order all of my toys in the hardest firmness possible, so the texture on mine really stands out. If you aren’t sure which firmness to get, Exotic-Erotics does sell firmness samples for $5 so you can feel them and you’ll get a $5 off code for your next purchase!

IMG_1784 (2)hwtexDesign/Shape/Size:

The design of SubWoofer is something I’ve never seen before and I don’t think there’s anything quite like it on the market. As I stated above, the texture is everything on this toy. Not only does it feel amazing, but it’s pretty to look it! The basic shape of this toy is like most canine toys. You have the pointed head, a bulbous knot and a bit of length afterwards so the knot sits comfortably. It’s like a mixture between a robotic canine cock, video games and steampunk. Exotic-Erotics offers SubWoofer in 4 sizes, mini, small, medium and large. You can compare all of the sizes here! When I was trying to decide on which size to get, I went back and forth between medium and large. The diameter of the knot on the mediuutfgm is 2.70 inches and I knew that I’ve taken toys a bit larger then that, so it wasn’t going to be a challenge, but the knot diameter of the large is 3.38 and that would be a challenge and have a goal for me to reach. So, I ended up going with the large so I could stretch up to the size. I had decided on the size and firmness of my toy, but now I had to pick the color I wanted my toy and this was pretty difficult! The stock photos of SubWoofer shows it in 4 different colors and it looked so good in each of them! I ended up going with ‘Full Patina’ because it’s so pretty, a coloration I’ve never seen before and I don’t have any grey colored toys! Full Patina is a beautiful blue-grey color with an antique bronze undertone.

IMG_1710 (2)hwheadIMG_1765 (2)hwknohwbaseCustomizing:

One of the best things about Exotic-Erotics is that you get to completely customize your toy to your liking. Once you’ve decided on which of their amazing toys to get, you get to choose your color. Exotic-Erotics recently expanded their color options and they are amazing. They have normal colors, fluorescent, pearlescent, metallic, and glow in the dark! They came out with surprise color options, single, super and deluxe. Depending on the toy, you can get dual colors, natural markings, swirls, etc. To see a full color chart and all of the design options, go check out the toy information page on their website! If you have something in mind, you can always email the guys at Exotic-Erotics! They’re very friendly and helpful! Next you get to choose which firmness you want your toy to be. They have soft, medium, hard and depending on the item, sometimes cored and split firmness. Again, depending on the item, you can choose to get a suction cup added onto the base. To read more on each firmness, head over to the toy information page!



When I first saw photos of SubWoofer, I was pretty sure that it would be a nightmare to clean. However, I was pleasantly surprised that it’s not as difficult as you’d think with all of that texture. I recommend using a soft bristle toothbrush to clean the texture on the toy. Even just using a baby wipe to clean it isn’t very difficult!


As always, the shipping from Exotic-Erotics is always very discreet. You don’t have to worry about anyone knowing where your package is from. When you open your plain box you’ll find air pillows protecting your toy. When you order a toy from Exotic-Erotics, you have the option of getting a free storage bag. The bags are well made and come in handy! The storage bag I received with SubWoofer is a dark denim color.

You can purchase SubWoofer from Exotic-Erotics starting at $35!

EE_zpse8e783aeI received this product free of charge (excluding shipping) in exchange for an unbiased review from Exotic-Erotics.


  • October 17, 2015 - 4:37 PM | Permalink

    The detail on this toy leaves me absolutely gobsmacked. I have many a fluttering crush feeling looking at the hard-were~!
    Also, super glad to see a review come out so promptly. I’ve just.. I’ve just gotta get my grubby hands on this thing! All the colorations look great, too; the design really lends itself to some fantastic colorways. I don’t even care if I couldn’t use this thing, I just want it!

  • Ducky
    October 17, 2015 - 5:31 PM | Permalink

    This is such a beautifully made toy! The detailing and all the designs! Definitely a future purchase!

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