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Satisfyer Pro 2 VS Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

I was sent the Satisfyer Pro 2/Next Gen free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Satisfyer!

Decrease button was added

  • The biggest flaw for me in the original was the fact that you could only increase in speed. You couldn’t decrease the speed unless you turned the toy off and back on, which was annoying and a buzzkill. Thankfully with the next generation, they added a decrease button. So now you can easily cycle through the speeds. The buttons have a (+) and a (-) symbol.

So much quieter

  • The original Satisfyer Pro 2 was so incredibly loud, at least mine was! It was so loud that if someone walked by my room while I was playing they could definitely hear it. The next generation Satisfyer Pro 2 is now so much quieter, you can hardly hear it when it’s on the lower settings. It’s now a discreet sounding toy and I don’t worry about anyone hearing it when I play.

Silicone head hole is larger

  • Whenever I would play with the original Satisfyer Pro 2, I never was a huge fan of it yet I loved the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. I couldn’t figure out why I liked the Pro Penguin and not the Pro 2 until I received the Next Gen Pro 2. The hole for the silicone head is larger on the Next Gen and the Pro Penguin! The smaller hole just didn’t work very well for me, so I’m glad they decided to make it a bit bigger!

 

The Butters: Lube ~ Review

Photo from The Butters website, the label on my jar was ruined before I could take photos.

I was sent the Butters Lube free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by The Butters: Handmade Hygienics!

Rating: ❤❤❤

The Butters is a handmade all-natural oil based lubricant. It’s 100% vegan, edible, and wheat/gluten free. The Owner, Jerome Stuart Nichols, handles every aspect from making the Butters at home in his kitchen, designing labels, shooting photos and fulfilling orders. The Butters lube works with Silicone, glass, wood, ceramic, leather, PVC, sil-a-gel, lamb skin, and polyurethane. It’s not recommended for TPE, Cyberskin, jelly, rubber, and ABS. I received my jar of lubricant on the hottest day of the year, so when I opened the box it came in I noticed that it had (obviously) melted and started to leak out of the container. I was worried that it wouldn’t firm back up to the right consistency, but I just had to put it in the fridge for a little while and it seems to be back to normal now. The consistency for this lubricant is pretty nice, it’s thick and creamy. It does seem to leave my skin feeling soft which is nice. I tested this lube out with some of my silicone toys which is the material that I use the most. The lube was slick and long lasting, I didn’t have to reapply.

The only downfall that I have with this lubricant is the smell, it just seems to be too overpowering for me. I am a pretty picky person when it comes to scents though. Every review I’ve read on this lube says that the smell is very faint and almost not there, so I’m not sure if I’m just sensitive to the smell or what. I hate getting it on my hands because the smell doesn’t seem to come off for a while. I used it with one of my favorite silicone dildos and you can still kind of smell the lubricant on it after many times of cleaning it.The ingredients in this lubricant are aloe vera gel, raw shea butter, pure coconut oil, pure extra virgin olive oil, pure grapeseed oil, pure palm kernel oil*, pure soy lipid emulsion, apple cider vinegar, guar bean powder. The packaging for this lube is really nice. It comes in a black jar container that has a twist off top. Be sure to always have clean hands when scooping the product out, you wouldn’t want to get any bacteria in your lube. A great thing about this product is that it’s very affordable. You can get a 4.3 oz jar for less then 10 bucks! If you want to try it out before buying a bigger size, you can get a 1/8 oz jar for $1.35!

 

Review compilation featuring Tantus, Fleshjack & MEO

Uncut #1 ~ $114. Comes in cream, cocoa, and mocha.

The Uncut #1 from Tantus is a realistic looking and feeling uncut dildo. The Uncut dildos from Tantus are some of the few body safe dildos with foreskin available. It’s made from their dual density silicone which has a super soft outer layer and a firm inner core. The head is so squishy! This toy is so detailed and realistic, it features skin texture, pores, veins, and wrinkles. Since it is so detailed, it’s recommended that you boil it or clean it in the dishwasher (with no soap!) to ensure that the tiny surface texture is completely clean. You can also use a 10% bleach solution, a mild soap and water or a toy cleaner to clean it. The length of this toy is 7.45 inches insertable and the diameter is 1.75 inches which makes this toy a good size for most people. If you’re wanting an uncut dildo that’s just a tad bit smaller, they do offer the Uncut #2 which is 6.4 inches insertable and has a diameter of 1.6 inches. The Uncut #1 is one of my favorite dildos. I love the combination of the realistic feeling silicone and the large head. When I’m wanting a semi girthy toy with a good amount of length, I tend to reach for the Uncut #1! The base on this toy makes it safe for anal play and is harness compatible!

I was sent the Uncut #1 free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Tantus!

Brent Everett dildo ~ $55

The Brent Everett dildo is an exact replica of the rising Canadian porn star. The Brent Everett dildo is made from silicone and the firmness on this toy is pretty firm, but does have a decent amount of squish and give to it. This toy is so realistic, it has vein details all over the shaft and has Brent Everett’s signature on the base. I have a love hate relationship with this dildo. It’s a great toy and it doesn’t have many flaws, but it caused the silicone on my VixSkin Outlaw to have a reaction which I was super bummed about! To clean the Brent Everett dildo you can use a 10% bleach solution, a mild soap and water, a toy cleaner, boil it for 3 to 5 minutes or throw it on the top rack of the dishwasher with no soap. This dildo is pretty fun to play with, I love the texture on it and the head which causes a bit of a popping sensation. The only flaw I really have with this toy is that I wish it had just a tad bit more length. The total length of this toy is 7.75 inches, insertable length is 6.5 inches and the diameter at the largest point is 2 inches. If you’re looking for a relatively inexpensive realistic dildo, I would definitely recommend this one!

I was sent the Brent Everett dildo free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by MEO!

Alpha Male 1 Stimulator ~ $100

The Alpha Male 1 Stimulator is a dildo from MEO’s high end steel toys. The stainless steel gives the toy a sleek look. Stainless steel toys can be used for temperature play! You can place your toy in a bowl filled with warm water to warm the toy up or a bowl of ice water to cool the toy down. Stainless steel toys also don’t require much lubricant! The design of this toy is very similar to the Fun Wand from Njoy. The Alpha Male 1 Stimulator has a larger ball (1.3 inches) at the top of the toy and has four balls (1.1, .98, .78, and .66)  that decrease in size as you move down the toy. The total length is about 9 inches. Since the balls on this toy gradually increase in size it would be a good toy to stretch with! To clean the Alpha Male 1 Stimulator you can use a 10% bleach solution, mild soap and water, a toy cleaner or on the top rack of the dishwasher (be careful, it’ll be hot!) The Alpha Male 1 Stimulator is good for g-spot play or prostate massages.

I was sent the Alpha Male 1 Stimulator free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by MEO!