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Review compilation featuring Tantus, Fleshjack & MEO

Uncut #1 ~ $114. Comes in cream, cocoa, and mocha.

The Uncut #1 from Tantus is a realistic looking and feeling uncut dildo. The Uncut dildos from Tantus are some of the few body safe dildos with foreskin available. It’s made from their dual density silicone which has a super soft outer layer and a firm inner core. The head is so squishy! This toy is so detailed and realistic, it features skin texture, pores, veins, and wrinkles. Since it is so detailed, it’s recommended that you boil it or clean it in the dishwasher (with no soap!) to ensure that the tiny surface texture is completely clean. You can also use a 10% bleach solution, a mild soap and water or a toy cleaner to clean it. The length of this toy is 7.45 inches insertable and the diameter is 1.75 inches which makes this toy a good size for most people. If you’re wanting an uncut dildo that’s just a tad bit smaller, they do offer the Uncut #2 which is 6.4 inches insertable and has a diameter of 1.6 inches. The Uncut #1 is one of my favorite dildos. I love the combination of the realistic feeling silicone and the large head. When I’m wanting a semi girthy toy with a good amount of length, I tend to reach for the Uncut #1! The base on this toy makes it safe for anal play and is harness compatible!

I was sent the Uncut #1 free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Tantus!

Brent Everett dildo ~ $55

The Brent Everett dildo is an exact replica of the rising Canadian porn star. The Brent Everett dildo is made from silicone and the firmness on this toy is pretty firm, but does have a decent amount of squish and give to it. This toy is so realistic, it has vein details all over the shaft and has Brent Everett’s signature on the base. I have a love hate relationship with this dildo. It’s a great toy and it doesn’t have many flaws, but it caused the silicone on my VixSkin Outlaw to have a reaction which I was super bummed about! To clean the Brent Everett dildo you can use a 10% bleach solution, a mild soap and water, a toy cleaner, boil it for 3 to 5 minutes or throw it on the top rack of the dishwasher with no soap. This dildo is pretty fun to play with, I love the texture on it and the head which causes a bit of a popping sensation. The only flaw I really have with this toy is that I wish it had just a tad bit more length. The total length of this toy is 7.75 inches, insertable length is 6.5 inches and the diameter at the largest point is 2 inches. If you’re looking for a relatively inexpensive realistic dildo, I would definitely recommend this one!

I was sent the Brent Everett dildo free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by MEO!

Alpha Male 1 Stimulator ~ $100

The Alpha Male 1 Stimulator is a dildo from MEO’s high end steel toys. The stainless steel gives the toy a sleek look. Stainless steel toys can be used for temperature play! You can place your toy in a bowl filled with warm water to warm the toy up or a bowl of ice water to cool the toy down. Stainless steel toys also don’t require much lubricant! The design of this toy is very similar to the Fun Wand from Njoy. The Alpha Male 1 Stimulator has a larger ball (1.3 inches) at the top of the toy and has four balls (1.1, .98, .78, and .66)  that decrease in size as you move down the toy. The total length is about 9 inches. Since the balls on this toy gradually increase in size it would be a good toy to stretch with! To clean the Alpha Male 1 Stimulator you can use a 10% bleach solution, mild soap and water, a toy cleaner or on the top rack of the dishwasher (be careful, it’ll be hot!) The Alpha Male 1 Stimulator is good for g-spot play or prostate massages.

I was sent the Alpha Male 1 Stimulator free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by MEO!

Dear Lady

Dear Lady is a sex toy retailer that has a wide variety of products. They sell products ranging from dildos and vibrators to bondage gear and love dolls. They sell luxury toys as well as more affordable toys. One of the great things about Dear Lady is that they offer a price match guarantee, so you know you’ll be getting the best deals on their website! Each order of $30 or more is eligible for a free gift! The free gifts range from panties, games, and gag gifts. Also they offer free standard shipping with a minimum purchase of $50. If you’re in the market for some new sex toys, I highly recommend that you check Dear Lady out!

I’ve compiled a list of my top 5 favorite products on their website:

Satisfyer Pro 2

  • More intense, quicker and multiple orgasms guaranteed with Satisfyer Pro 2 Rechargeable Silicone Female Sensual Stimulator.
  • With its oval head, innovative vacuum pleasure wave technology and touch-free massage effect, the Satisfyer Pro 2 provides an extra dose of pleasure.
  • Simply place the soft silicone oval head on the clitoris, situating the head comfortably in the hollow part.
  • After finding the ideal position, the lovetoy doesn’t need to be moved again.
  • Satisfyer Pro 2 offers 11 thrilling levels of erotic stimulation to choose from and many women report about amazing more satisfying climax.
  • Innovating sex toy product is fully rechargeable and after a single charge it provides 2 hours of cable-free operations without the need to get batteries!
  • Waterproof sex toy is perfect for healthy intimate fun even beyond bedroom, underwater or in a shower.

Tantus Uncut #1

  • The Uncut #1 is an incredibly realistic uncircumcised dildo, only .15 inch wider but 1 inch longer than the Uncut # 2.
  • Part of Tantus Dual Density O2 line, the Uncut features a Super Soft outer layer and a firm inner core for a little give and a lot of get.
  • Together with detailed skin texture, pores, veins, and wrinkles, the Uncut looks and feels remarkably real.
  • It is all about that foreskin!
  • Dildo features: safe for your body: Made from Tantus unique formula of 100% ultra premium Silicone.
  • Easy to clean.
  • Eco friendly, hypoallergenic, hygienic, boilable, bleachable and dishwasher safe.
  • Please note: due to the highly textured nature of this toy, boiling or dishwasher use is highly recommended to ensure the tiny surface texture is completely cleaned, no matter what kind of lube is used.
  • The process used to create the skin like texture of the silicone, in addition to the actual wrinkles, may create small indentations that are normal for production, and simply require a more thorough cleaning.
  • The sex toy is not, in fact, porous in any way.
  • Specifications: harness compatible, anal sex safe.
  • Diameter 1.75 inches, insertable length 7.45 inches.
  • Phthalate free and latex free.
  • Made in the USA.

Sliquid Sassy

  • Sliquid Sassy personal anal lubricant is a water based and water soluble anal gel, formulated glycerin free and paraben free.
  • Sassy lube begins with the same ingredients as Sliquid H2O, but is formulated as a thicker gel to provide more padding for anal intercourse.
  • The gel is longer lasting and creates a more enjoyable back door sex experience for both partners.
  • Sliquid Sassy does not include any desensitizing agents to ensure the safety of our customers, is 100% Vegan friendly, glycerin and paraben free for total comfort and quality.
  • Sliquid Silver is hypoallergenic, unscented, unflavored, non-toxic, fragrance free and non-staining.
  • Uniquely blended to match human body’s own natural lubrication, Sliquid Sassy is also latex condom compatible.
  • Top rated Sassy Natural booty lubricating gel is made proudly by Sliquid from Dallas, Texas in the USA and comes in a discreet 4.2 fl.oz (125 mL) easy-to-use lube bottle.

Master Series Nipple Clamps

  • Please your partner with the stunning aesthetic of these unique nipple clamps.
  • The extreme grip tip keeps them firmly on your lovers nipples, pinching for the perfect combination of pleasure and pain.
  • Easy to use, these clamps can be utilized quickly and efficiently in the heat of the moment, or more ritualistically during your play scene.
  • Attach weights to the chains for additional sensation play to send your masochist over the edge.
  • This beautiful set of clamps is not only stunning to look at, but will provide the stimulation that your partner craves.Measurements: Each clamp measures 2 inches in length and opens to .8 inches.
  • Connector chains extend to 12 inches in length.Material: Metal.Color: Silver.Note: Weights not included.

Njoy Pure Plug

  • Designed to be equally fun for hot bedroom play or to wear out to the club for some naughty secret stimulation.
  • Shaped perfectly to the curves of the body, Njoy Pure Plug features a large head for that delicious stretch of penetration, with a small stem for good retention and long-term comfort.
  • Artful curve offers him a welcome P-spot tease or a bonus massage for both during double penetration play.
  • Solid and smooth material is densely weighted for a very stimulating sensation.
  • Unlike lighter plastic plugs with a barely there feel, this plug provides intense pleasure the whole time it’s worn for that lovely sense of fullness.
  • Safety pull loop and modest size makes insertion and withdrawal effortless.
  • Highest quality new-world craftsmanship and the purest material available for safety and infinite durability.
  • Superior medical grade stainless steel is built to last for a lifetime of pleasure.
  • Hand polished to a mirror shine for both beauty and functionality.
  • Completely waterproof and non-porous, so it can be cleaned or sterilized by any means.
  • Holds heat and cold beautifully for temperature play.
  • Luxuriously smooth and slick when used with your choice of personal lubricant.
  • Elegantly packaged in a beautiful sleeved box with fuchsia satin lining, which makes it the perfect gift.
  • Measures 3″ long and has 3″ girth (1″ diameter).


Thank you Dear Lady for sponsoring this post!

Satisfyer Pro 2 ~ Review

I was sent the Satisfyer Pro 2 free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Eden’s Toy Store!

Pros: Hands free orgasm, Easy to clean, Waterproof, Rechargeable, 11 settings/speeds.

Cons: Loud when not suctioned, Can be hard to position, You have to cycle through every speed to get back to the lowest one.

Rating: ❤❤❤❤

Use:

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a toy that I’ve wanted to try since I saw it. I had yet to try out a suction toy, so I was really excited to test it out. Using it for the first time, I found it kind of difficult to find the right placement. I had to keep moving it before I finally found the right spot. On Valentine’s Day I took my first bubble bath as an adult so I could test out the waterproof feature of this toy which worked pretty well. I also tested this toy with a pumped clit. It was a bit easier to position the Satisfyer when I had my clit pumped. One of the few flaws with this toy is that when it’s not suctioned to something, it’s pretty loud. So, if you don’t have much privacy, this toy may not be for you.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a toy that I enjoy using to build up to my orgasms, but not a toy that I personally enjoy having an orgasm with. My clitoris gets really sensitive as soon as I have an orgasm, so with the Satisfyer, it causes a burning sensation on my clit because it’s overly sensitive. I also noticed that my orgasms aren’t as strong and don’t last as long with the Satisfyer as they do with my usual toy, the Mini Emma.

Controls/Charging:

The controls on the Satisfyer Pro 2 are pretty easy to use. To turn it on, you press the small power button, to cycle through the 11 levels you press the larger oval button. It will increase the intensity by one level. To turn the toy off, you hold the power button for 2 seconds. The main problem I have with this toy is the control of the speeds/vibrations. On most toys that I own, you can press the down button and it will decrease the vibrations, well on the Satisfyer Pro 2, you have to cycle through all 11 speeds to get back to the lowest one or you can turn the toy off and then back on. So, either I have to deal with the strong vibrations making my clit really sensitive or I have to remove the toy and cycle through and then place it back on my clit and build back up to my orgasm.

This toy is rechargeable which is always nice for a vibrator. It is a USB charger, so you can charge it with your computer, gaming system, etc. It has a magnetic charger that seems to stay in place pretty well. You simply place the magnetic ends together, it will flash red while it’s charging and will stay lit once it’s completely charged. The toy should be fully charged before first use and can take up to eight hours for the initial charging. The user manual says the battery life is approximately 2.5 hours.

Material/Texture:

The body of the toy is made out of ABS plastic and the nozzle is made from silicone. The silicone is silky smooth and doesn’t have any drag to it. I’d recommend using a water base lube when using this toy, it seems to help suction better!

Design/Shape/Size:

The design of the Satisfyer Pro 2 is very sleek and it’s pretty light weight. It’s easy to hold and stays in place well. The toy fits in my hand and between my labia nicely. The nozzle size should work with most anatomies. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is about 7 inches in length. My favorite thing about the design of the toy is the color. It’s a beautiful matte rose gold color and I don’t have anything like it in my collection!

 Care/Maintenance:

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very easy to care for. The suction attachment is made out of silicone and it’s detachable, so you can use soap and water, a baby wipe, boil it, wash it on the top rack of the dishwasher with no soap or use a 10% bleach solution. As far as the rest of the toy, its waterproof, so you can just wipe with down with a baby wipe or a mild soap and water. The user manual recommends storing the toy away from direct sunlight and extreme heat.

Shipping/Packaging:

The shipping from Eden’s Toy Box was fast and discreet. The Satisfyer Pro 2 comes in a white box with a photo of the toy on the front and back and information on each side. Inside the box, you’ll find the toy, charger and user manual.

You can purchase the Satisfyer Pro 2 from Eden’s Toy Box for $79.99!

I received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review from Eden’s Toy Store.