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Bad Dragon Bumble Hooves ~ Review

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I was sent Bumble Hooves free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Bad Dragon!

Pros: Tapered head, Texture, Silicone, Easy to clean, Good for stretching.

Cons: Collects pet hair.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤

Use:

Well lookie here, yet another horse dildo review. My love for horse dildos is definitely known on my blog by now. I currently own 7, even though it feels like I own a lot more then that. Bumble Hooves is no ordinary horse though, Bumble Hooves is a unicorn! Bumble Hooves is a great toy for stretching due to the tapered head, it’s currently the largest toy that I own. The combination of the large size with the texture on the shaft is incredible. When it comes to using this toy, riding it is going to be a better option when it comes to the large and extra large because the balls are pretty heavy on it ,but you won’t have that problem with the smaller sizes. You can thrust with this toy, which is normally how I use it, but your arm may get tired after a while. The base makes it safe for anal play. If you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom (or boil it!)

Material/Texture/Firmness:

All of the dildos at Bad Dragon are made out of high quality silicone. Silicone is my personal favorite sex toy material because it’s body safe, non porous, phthalate free, can be completely sterilized and can come in different firmness options. The silicone Bumble Hooves is made from seems to be a bit more tacky then my other Bad Dragon toys. It’s not a big problem for me, but it does tend to collect more pet hair and have more drag to it, so more lube is needed! The shaft of Bumble Hooves has muscle texture and a bumpy medial ring. The head has a rippled texture around it which feels incredible. I chose to get my toy in their firm option, it’s still squishy with a little bit of give to it. When ordering your Bumble Hooves, you can choose between soft, medium and firm, however if you order the XL size, it only comes in soft and medium firmness. If you aren’t sure which firmness you should choose, they do sell firmness samples for $10.

Design/Shape/Size:

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Like I mentioned above, Bumble Hooves is a unicorn! There is a rippled texture around the head and it’s tapered which is easy for insertion, as well as stretching! The shaft has a muscle detailing texture, the medial ring is bumpy and the balls act as a big sturdy base! On each side of the balls, there is a cutout detailing of Bad Dragon’s mascot, Duke. When picking out my toy, I chose the large size, but looking back I wish I had chose the XL size. Don’t get me wrong, the large size is great and feels amazing, but the XL size would have been better for my love of stretching. Bumble Hooves comes in five sizes, so whether you like really small toys or really big toys, there’s a size for you! The color of my toy is one of their birth stone colors, which they’re doing every month! I chose the October birthstone color, Opal for two reasons. 1) It’s my birth month and 2) the color is seriously so pretty! I’m really upset that the colors didn’t really come through very well in my photos. It’s a mix of blue, white, green and pink. The colors are swirled together so beautifully.

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Customizing:

When ordering from Bad Dragon, you can purchase a ready made toy in the adoption section or you can order a customized toy! When ordering a custom toy, first you choose what size you would like. Bumble Hooves comes in mini ($50), small ($70), medium ($105), large ($145), and extra large ($175). Next you get to choose which firmness you would like. Bumble Hooves is available in soft, medium, and firm. Then you get to choose if you want the cum tube feature(+$20) or not; note that the larger sizes cannot support the cum tube feature! Lastly you get to choose your color! They have standard colors you can pick from, fades, marbles, splits, toy exclusive colors. If you ever have an idea and want to see if it’s possible, you can send them an email and ask! If you were to order my exact toy it would cost you around $145!

Care/Maintenance:

Since all of the dildos at Bad Dragon are made from silicone, they are very easy to care for. You can use a mild soap and water, baby wipes, a toy cleaner, a 10% bleach solution or boil it for 3 to 5 minutes if you can find a pot big enough for the larger sizes! When cleaning Bumble Hooves, make sure to clean around the head really well since body fluids get caught on the head. All Bad Dragon dildos come in a plastic bag, which makes for great storage. That way it’ll reduce any hair/lint pick up. As always, I recommend using water based lubricant with your silicone toys!

Shipping/Packaging:

The shipping time for your toy is really going to depend on if your toy is a ready made or if it’s a custom order. Ready made items tend to ship the next business day, custom toys can take up to 2-3 weeks to ship. Every package I’ve received from Bad Dragon has arrived very discreetly. Inside the box you’ll find packing peanuts, tissue paper and whatever you ordered! If your toy is a custom order it will come in their newest bag, clear on one side and black with their logo on the other (you can see what it looks like here!). If it’s a ready made toy, it’ll come in a completely clear bag. Be sure to look over the toy as much as you can before opening it. Once you open the bag, it’s not possible to return it.

You can purchase Bumble Hooves from Bad Dragon starting at $50!

logoI received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review from Bad Dragon.

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Bad Dragon Rex ~ Review

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I was sent Rex free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Bad Dragon!

Pros: Silicone, Customizable, Multiple sizes available, Easy to clean

Cons: Can get expensive, Knot doesn’t work well for my anatomy.

Rating ❤❤❤❤

Use:

My love for fantasy shaped toys is pretty obvious by now, Miss Ruby Reviews once referred to me as a fantasy dildo boss which I took as a huge compliment! K9 shaped dildos are one of my favorites because of the knot. Knots on toys can often be a deal breaker, but I personally love them! So when I saw Bad Dragon released a new k9 toy, I knew I needed to get my hands on it! Rex is a realistic, in my opinion, looking dildo, so that might turn some people off.  The bulbous knot on Rex gives you the feeling of being full, which is amazing! However, the knot is my biggest issue on this toy and it’s because of my anatomy and probably because the length is too long for me. I can get the knot in, but I have to be sitting on it to get it to stay in or I have to hold it in. If I try to lay on my back with it in, it pops out. It’s not a huge issue for me, but I tend to reach for other k9 toys because of it. The base on Rex works well to hold for thrusting, and the suction cup add-on works well for riding as well as making it anal safe! As I state in every review, if you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom or boil him!

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Bad Dragon Chance ~ Review

chaqcahI was sent Chance (unflared) free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Bad Dragon!

Pros: Customizable, Silicone, Multiple sizes available, Texture, Easy to clean.

Cons: Can get pricey, The balls are heavy.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤

Use:

Does it really surprise anyone that I’m reviewing another horse dildo?! If you haven’t noticed, horse dildos are sort of my favorite, especially pretty ones! Chance (small) was one of my first purchases from Bad Dragon, I have since re-homed him, but I really liked the toy! It was just way too small for me, so when Bad Dragon asked which toy I would like to review next, I knew I needed to get another. Chance is a really great horse dildo. When I’m wanting a girthy toy, but don’t want to spend a lot of time warming up, I reach for Chance. When it comes to using this toy, riding it is going to be better when it comes to the large and extra large. The balls are pretty heavy on the larger sizes, but you don’t have that problem with the small. You can thrust with this toy, which is normally how I use it, but your arm may get tired after a while. The base makes it safe for anal play. If you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom (or boil him!)IMG_1407 (2)

On a completely unrelated note, I was home alone one day while it was snowing and decided that I wanted to get a pretty photo of Chance in the snow. I took him out of his bag and wiped him down with a baby wipe to get any cat hairs off (I have a love/hate relationship with silicone!), checked out my front door to make sure my neighbors weren’t out and no one was around. The coast was clear so I went out on my front porch and snapped a few photos. Only after did I realize my neighbors window was open and they probably saw the giant rainbow dildo in my hand. Whoops! Lesson learned on taking large dildos outside!

Material/Texture/Firmness:

All of the toys at Bad Dragon are made out of 100% silicone (minus their bullet)! As I stated above, they do collect hair/lint, so be sure to always wipe them down before use to get anything off! Chance has a bit of texture on most of him. You get some texture around the head, some vein texture on the shaft and texture from the medial ring. Depending on which firmness you get, the texture may be more or less pronounced. My toy is in their firm firmness and the texture feels wonderful. When ordering from Bad Dragon you get to choose your firmness. They have soft, medium and hard and sometimes split firmnesses. They do sell firmness samples for $10 if you want to be able to feel them yourself to be sure you’re ordering the right one!

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Chance is a diIMG_1450 (2)ldo based on a Stallion’s cock. It comes in an unflared version, as well as a flared. The flared version is going to give you a nice full feeling from the head. On the head, you have a nice flared ridge, as you go down the shaft decreases in size just a bit and then you getchas to a pretty smooth shaft with a bit of texture. Then you get to the medial ring which increases slightly in size and then decreases again as you get passed that. The base is a nice big pair of balls, which helps the toy stand up on its own! My Chance is in the large size, firm firmness and a pastel rainbow coloration. I’ve always wanted a rainbow toy, so when Bad Dragon was asking what kind of color I wanted, I asked for a pastel rainbow and the outcome is beautiful! It starts out with a pink and orange marble, then goes to a yellow and orange marble, then yellow and green marble into a blue, green and purple marble. The colors are beautiful pastel shades. Chance comes in 4 different sizes; small, medium, large and extra large! The small size is great for beginners and large and xl is great for size queens!

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When ordering from Bad Dragon, you can purchase a ready made toy in the adoption section or you can completely customize your toy! When ordering a custom toy, first you choose what size you would like. Chance comes in small($70), medium($115), large($150) and extra large($200)! Next you get to choose which firmness you would like. They have soft, medium, firm, medium shaft/firm base(+$15) and soft shaft/firm base(+$15). Then you get to choose if you want the cum tube feature(+$20) or not. Lastly you get to choose your color! They have standard colors you can pick from, fades, marbles, splits, toy exclusive colors. If you ever have an idea and want to see if it’s possible, you can send them an email and ask! My customer service experience with them has been very good, they’re friendly and helpful! If you were to order my exact toy it would cost you around $170!

Care/Maintenance:

Cleaning Chance is very easy to do, you just need to be sure to clean around the head really well! You can use a mild soap and water, baby wipes, a toy cleaner, a 10% bleach solution or boil it for 3 to 5 minutes if you can find a pot big enough!  All Bad Dragon toys come in a plastic bag, which makes for great storage. That way it’ll reduce any hair/lint pick up. As always, only use water based lubricant with your silicone toys!

Shipping/Packaging:

The shipping time for your toy is going to depend on if your toy is a ready made or if it’s a custom order. I’ve had a custom order take up to around 2 months to ship and I’ve had ready made orders ship within a week! So, keep that in mind when you’re ordering your toy. The shipping is discreet from Bad Dragon, so no need to worry that someone will be able to tell where it’s from. Inside the box you’ll find packing peanuts, tissue paper and whatever you ordered! If your toy is a custom order it will come in their newest bag, clear on one side and black with their logo on the other. If it’s a ready made toy, it’ll come in a completely clear bag. Be sure to look over the toy as much as you can before opening it. Once you open the bag, it’s not possible to return it.

chpackYou can purchase Chance from Bad Dragon starting at $70!

logoI received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review from Bad Dragon. Affiliate links were not used.