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Bad Dragon Bumble Hooves ~ Review



I was sent Bumble Hooves free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Bad Dragon!

Pros: Tapered head, Texture, Silicone, Easy to clean, Good for stretching.

Cons: Collects pet hair.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤


Well lookie here, yet another horse dildo review. My love for horse dildos is definitely known on my blog by now. I currently own 7, even though it feels like I own a lot more then that. Bumble Hooves is no ordinary horse though, Bumble Hooves is a unicorn! Bumble Hooves is a great toy for stretching due to the tapered head, it’s currently the largest toy that I own. The combination of the large size with the texture on the shaft is incredible. When it comes to using this toy, riding it is going to be a better option when it comes to the large and extra large because the balls are pretty heavy on it ,but you won’t have that problem with the smaller sizes. You can thrust with this toy, which is normally how I use it, but your arm may get tired after a while. The base makes it safe for anal play. If you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom (or boil it!)


All of the dildos at Bad Dragon are made out of high quality silicone. Silicone is my personal favorite sex toy material because it’s body safe, non porous, phthalate free, can be completely sterilized and can come in different firmness options. The silicone Bumble Hooves is made from seems to be a bit more tacky then my other Bad Dragon toys. It’s not a big problem for me, but it does tend to collect more pet hair and have more drag to it, so more lube is needed! The shaft of Bumble Hooves has muscle texture and a bumpy medial ring. The head has a rippled texture around it which feels incredible. I chose to get my toy in their firm option, it’s still squishy with a little bit of give to it. When ordering your Bumble Hooves, you can choose between soft, medium and firm, however if you order the XL size, it only comes in soft and medium firmness. If you aren’t sure which firmness you should choose, they do sell firmness samples for $10.



Like I mentioned above, Bumble Hooves is a unicorn! There is a rippled texture around the head and it’s tapered which is easy for insertion, as well as stretching! The shaft has a muscle detailing texture, the medial ring is bumpy and the balls act as a big sturdy base! On each side of the balls, there is a cutout detailing of Bad Dragon’s mascot, Duke. When picking out my toy, I chose the large size, but looking back I wish I had chose the XL size. Don’t get me wrong, the large size is great and feels amazing, but the XL size would have been better for my love of stretching. Bumble Hooves comes in five sizes, so whether you like really small toys or really big toys, there’s a size for you! The color of my toy is one of their birth stone colors, which they’re doing every month! I chose the October birthstone color, Opal for two reasons. 1) It’s my birth month and 2) the color is seriously so pretty! I’m really upset that the colors didn’t really come through very well in my photos. It’s a mix of blue, white, green and pink. The colors are swirled together so beautifully.

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When ordering from Bad Dragon, you can purchase a ready made toy in the adoption section or you can order a customized toy! When ordering a custom toy, first you choose what size you would like. Bumble Hooves comes in mini ($50), small ($70), medium ($105), large ($145), and extra large ($175). Next you get to choose which firmness you would like. Bumble Hooves is available in soft, medium, and firm. Then you get to choose if you want the cum tube feature(+$20) or not; note that the larger sizes cannot support the cum tube feature! Lastly you get to choose your color! They have standard colors you can pick from, fades, marbles, splits, toy exclusive colors. If you ever have an idea and want to see if it’s possible, you can send them an email and ask! If you were to order my exact toy it would cost you around $145!


Since all of the dildos at Bad Dragon are made from silicone, they are very easy to care for. You can use a mild soap and water, baby wipes, a toy cleaner, a 10% bleach solution or boil it for 3 to 5 minutes if you can find a pot big enough for the larger sizes! When cleaning Bumble Hooves, make sure to clean around the head really well since body fluids get caught on the head. All Bad Dragon dildos come in a plastic bag, which makes for great storage. That way it’ll reduce any hair/lint pick up. As always, I recommend using water based lubricant with your silicone toys!


The shipping time for your toy is really going to depend on if your toy is a ready made or if it’s a custom order. Ready made items tend to ship the next business day, custom toys can take up to 2-3 weeks to ship. Every package I’ve received from Bad Dragon has arrived very discreetly. Inside the box you’ll find packing peanuts, tissue paper and whatever you ordered! If your toy is a custom order it will come in their newest bag, clear on one side and black with their logo on the other (you can see what it looks like here!). If it’s a ready made toy, it’ll come in a completely clear bag. Be sure to look over the toy as much as you can before opening it. Once you open the bag, it’s not possible to return it.

You can purchase Bumble Hooves from Bad Dragon starting at $50!

logoI received this product free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review from Bad Dragon.

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Exotic-Erotics SubWoofer ~ Review


hweeI was sent SubWoofer free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Exotic-Erotics!

Pros: Amazing detail/texture, Silicone, Customizable, Multiple sizes, Very filling.

Cons: May be too much texture for some.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤


When Exotic-Erotics released SubWoofer, they posted a photo of it on Twitter and I had made a comment about how amazing iIMG_1711 (2)t looked. They reached out to me to see if I’d be interested in reviewing it. I jumped at the chance because 1) I love Exotic-Erotic’s toys. 2) The texture looked amazing! 3) It’s something new that I’ve never seen on a toy before. As soon as I got the okay to place my order, I spent some time trying to decide between the medium and large size and which color to get. I finally decided on everything and placed my order. It couldn’t have came at a better time, September was a pretty rough month for me, so getting SubWoofer gave me something to look forward to!

The first time I used SubWoofer, it took some stretching to be able to fit the length before the knot. Once I was able to get it in, it took me a minute to decide on if I liked the feeling of the texture or not. To be honest, the first time using it, I didn’t really care for the texture. However, every time since then, I’ve enjoyed the feeling of the texture. I have yet to fit the knot on this toy, because well, it’s huge. The largest toy I’ve taken would be Amir with a diameter of 2.76 on the head and a diameter 2.83 on the medial ring. The diameter of SubWoofer’s knot is 3.38 inches! So, I still have a bit of stretching to do to be able to fit the knot, but now I have a new goal to reach when it comes to stretching! I’m pretty sure that once I’m able to knot SubWoofer, fisting would be more of a reachable goal for me.


All of the toys at Exotic-Erotics are made out of high quality silicone. If you aren’t a fan of textured toys, then this toy will not be for you! The texture on this toy is going to be the first thing you notice about it. The head, shaft and base is completely covered with texture while the knot only has a bit of texture on the sides. To me, the texture has a steampunk and video game feel to it. I honestly don’t even know how to describe the texture on this toy really, so you’ll just have to look at the photos to see for yourself! Every time I pick up this toy and look at it, I always find something new in the texture. It took me a few days to notice that it has it’s name on the base of this toy. One tip that I have when using a toy with this much texture is to use plenty of lube! If there isn’t enough lube, the texture might not feel very good and can be irritating, which is why I didn’t like it the first time I played with it. Another thing to think about when ordering this toy is to really think about which firmness you want. If you choose the soft firmness, then the feeling of the texture won’t be as strong like it will be in their hard firmness. I always order all of my toys in the hardest firmness possible, so the texture on mine really stands out. If you aren’t sure which firmness to get, Exotic-Erotics does sell firmness samples for $5 so you can feel them and you’ll get a $5 off code for your next purchase!

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The design of SubWoofer is something I’ve never seen before and I don’t think there’s anything quite like it on the market. As I stated above, the texture is everything on this toy. Not only does it feel amazing, but it’s pretty to look it! The basic shape of this toy is like most canine toys. You have the pointed head, a bulbous knot and a bit of length afterwards so the knot sits comfortably. It’s like a mixture between a robotic canine cock, video games and steampunk. Exotic-Erotics offers SubWoofer in 4 sizes, mini, small, medium and large. You can compare all of the sizes here! When I was trying to decide on which size to get, I went back and forth between medium and large. The diameter of the knot on the mediuutfgm is 2.70 inches and I knew that I’ve taken toys a bit larger then that, so it wasn’t going to be a challenge, but the knot diameter of the large is 3.38 and that would be a challenge and have a goal for me to reach. So, I ended up going with the large so I could stretch up to the size. I had decided on the size and firmness of my toy, but now I had to pick the color I wanted my toy and this was pretty difficult! The stock photos of SubWoofer shows it in 4 different colors and it looked so good in each of them! I ended up going with ‘Full Patina’ because it’s so pretty, a coloration I’ve never seen before and I don’t have any grey colored toys! Full Patina is a beautiful blue-grey color with an antique bronze undertone.

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One of the best things about Exotic-Erotics is that you get to completely customize your toy to your liking. Once you’ve decided on which of their amazing toys to get, you get to choose your color. Exotic-Erotics recently expanded their color options and they are amazing. They have normal colors, fluorescent, pearlescent, metallic, and glow in the dark! They came out with surprise color options, single, super and deluxe. Depending on the toy, you can get dual colors, natural markings, swirls, etc. To see a full color chart and all of the design options, go check out the toy information page on their website! If you have something in mind, you can always email the guys at Exotic-Erotics! They’re very friendly and helpful! Next you get to choose which firmness you want your toy to be. They have soft, medium, hard and depending on the item, sometimes cored and split firmness. Again, depending on the item, you can choose to get a suction cup added onto the base. To read more on each firmness, head over to the toy information page!



When I first saw photos of SubWoofer, I was pretty sure that it would be a nightmare to clean. However, I was pleasantly surprised that it’s not as difficult as you’d think with all of that texture. I recommend using a soft bristle toothbrush to clean the texture on the toy. Even just using a baby wipe to clean it isn’t very difficult!


As always, the shipping from Exotic-Erotics is always very discreet. You don’t have to worry about anyone knowing where your package is from. When you open your plain box you’ll find air pillows protecting your toy. When you order a toy from Exotic-Erotics, you have the option of getting a free storage bag. The bags are well made and come in handy! The storage bag I received with SubWoofer is a dark denim color.

You can purchase SubWoofer from Exotic-Erotics starting at $35!

EE_zpse8e783aeI received this product free of charge (excluding shipping) in exchange for an unbiased review from Exotic-Erotics.

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Exotic-Erotics Double-Ended Silver ~ Review

desIMG_1559 (2)I was sent Double-Ended Silver free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review by Exotic-Erotics!

Pros: Silicone, Customizable, Double Ended, Texture, Free storage bag, Harness compatible.

Cons: Life-Cast toys aren’t for everyone.

Rating ❤❤❤❤❤

Life-cast toys are created from casts of living animals (and humans!). The casting process takes approximately five minutes, and the animals are always happy to help! No animals are harmed in any way, physically or otherwise. Life-cast toys are just like the real thing, down to the slightest wrinkle and bump. Toys only mother nature could sculpt! You can read more about life-casting on Exotic-Erotics website!


When it comes to fantasy dildos, horse and k9’s are my two favorite shapes. I currently have 8 Exotic-Erotics toys, and half of them are horses. One of the first horse toys that I got from EE was Silver. I instantly fell in love and it became one of my favorites. So, when I saw that they had made it double ended, I knew I needed to add it to my collection! Double-ended Silver is a double ended, life-cast horse dildo. It’s cast from a miniature horse, so it’s not overly large like most of EE’s life cast horse toys (ie. Amir). Double ended dildos are great for sharing with a partner or even using it alone. While testing this toy, I discovered that when one end was in my pussy, I could have the other end sitting between my legs like it was my penis. So, someone could easily ride it, while you have the other end inside you. When using it alone, you can have an end in both holes, or if you’re like me and enjoy stretching, you can put both ends in one hole. I personally love the feeling of having both ends stretching my pussy.  The extra length make it easy to hold while using it on yourself or someone else. If you aren’t a fan of the double ended version, you can always buy Silver. If you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom or boil him!


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