Pros: Tapered head, Texture, Silicone, Easy to clean, Good for stretching.
Cons: Collects pet hair.
Well lookie here, yet another horse dildo review. My love for horse dildos is definitely known on my blog by now. I currently own 7, even though it feels like I own a lot more then that. Bumble Hooves is no ordinary horse though, Bumble Hooves is a unicorn! Bumble Hooves is a great toy for stretching due to the tapered head, it’s currently the largest toy that I own. The combination of the large size with the texture on the shaft is incredible. When it comes to using this toy, riding it is going to be a better option when it comes to the large and extra large because the balls are pretty heavy on it ,but you won’t have that problem with the smaller sizes. You can thrust with this toy, which is normally how I use it, but your arm may get tired after a while. The base makes it safe for anal play. If you plan to share this toy between holes or partners use a condom (or boil it!)
All of the dildos at Bad Dragon are made out of high quality silicone. Silicone is my personal favorite sex toy material because it’s body safe, non porous, phthalate free, can be completely sterilized and can come in different firmness options. The silicone Bumble Hooves is made from seems to be a bit more tacky then my other Bad Dragon toys. It’s not a big problem for me, but it does tend to collect more pet hair and have more drag to it, so more lube is needed! The shaft of Bumble Hooves has muscle texture and a bumpy medial ring. The head has a rippled texture around it which feels incredible. I chose to get my toy in their firm option, it’s still squishy with a little bit of give to it. When ordering your Bumble Hooves, you can choose between soft, medium and firm, however if you order the XL size, it only comes in soft and medium firmness. If you aren’t sure which firmness you should choose, they do sell firmness samples for $10.
Like I mentioned above, Bumble Hooves is a unicorn! There is a rippled texture around the head and it’s tapered which is easy for insertion, as well as stretching! The shaft has a muscle detailing texture, the medial ring is bumpy and the balls act as a big sturdy base! On each side of the balls, there is a cutout detailing of Bad Dragon’s mascot, Duke. When picking out my toy, I chose the large size, but looking back I wish I had chose the XL size. Don’t get me wrong, the large size is great and feels amazing, but the XL size would have been better for my love of stretching. Bumble Hooves comes in five sizes, so whether you like really small toys or really big toys, there’s a size for you! The color of my toy is one of their birth stone colors, which they’re doing every month! I chose the October birthstone color, Opal for two reasons. 1) It’s my birth month and 2) the color is seriously so pretty! I’m really upset that the colors didn’t really come through very well in my photos. It’s a mix of blue, white, green and pink. The colors are swirled together so beautifully.
When ordering from Bad Dragon, you can purchase a ready made toy in the adoption section or you can order a customized toy! When ordering a custom toy, first you choose what size you would like. Bumble Hooves comes in mini ($50), small ($70), medium ($105), large ($145), and extra large ($175). Next you get to choose which firmness you would like. Bumble Hooves is available in soft, medium, and firm. Then you get to choose if you want the cum tube feature(+$20) or not; note that the larger sizes cannot support the cum tube feature! Lastly you get to choose your color! They have standard colors you can pick from, fades, marbles, splits, toy exclusive colors. If you ever have an idea and want to see if it’s possible, you can send them an email and ask! If you were to order my exact toy it would cost you around $145!
Since all of the dildos at Bad Dragon are made from silicone, they are very easy to care for. You can use a mild soap and water, baby wipes, a toy cleaner, a 10% bleach solution or boil it for 3 to 5 minutes if you can find a pot big enough for the larger sizes! When cleaning Bumble Hooves, make sure to clean around the head really well since body fluids get caught on the head. All Bad Dragon dildos come in a plastic bag, which makes for great storage. That way it’ll reduce any hair/lint pick up. As always, I recommend using water based lubricant with your silicone toys!
The shipping time for your toy is really going to depend on if your toy is a ready made or if it’s a custom order. Ready made items tend to ship the next business day, custom toys can take up to 2-3 weeks to ship. Every package I’ve received from Bad Dragon has arrived very discreetly. Inside the box you’ll find packing peanuts, tissue paper and whatever you ordered! If your toy is a custom order it will come in their newest bag, clear on one side and black with their logo on the other (you can see what it looks like here!). If it’s a ready made toy, it’ll come in a completely clear bag. Be sure to look over the toy as much as you can before opening it. Once you open the bag, it’s not possible to return it.